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10 Stages of Easter Candy Eating

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

*Sixteeen year old son asked, "Did this really happen?" I answered, "No. No it did not." He believes me...sort of. Stage 1: Oh! There is so much! I couldn't possibly eat all of this...I'll pace myself and just eat this one chocolate egg. Maybe the ears off the bunny...and a few jelly beans but not the chocolate ones...just to give myself variety. Stage 2: Fifteen minutes later. I'm still hungry. I'll finish off the bunny. It's hollow so it's not like it's so much chocolate anyway.
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