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Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week

The Onion does a take on how the media looks down on religious people even though they're the ones helping the poor.

Sources confirmed today that the brainwashed morons at First Baptist Assembly of Christ, all of whom blindly accept whatever simplistic fairy tales are fed to them, volunteer each Wednesday night to provide meals to impoverished members of the community. “Unfortunately, there are a lot of people in town who have fallen on hard times and are unable to afford to put food on the table, so we try to help out as best we can,” said 48-year-old Kerri Bellamy, one of the mindless sheep who adheres to a backward ideology and is incapable of thinking for herself, while spooning out homemade shepherd’s pie to a line of poor and homeless individuals.
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tuleesh said...

Imagine that. Being kind and helpful to those in need. The morons. /sarc off

There are times The Onion is simply sublime.

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