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How to Be Reverent at Church according to Those Under the Age of 3

Hilarious list from Sherry.

10) Even if you are a baby, you know it is important to sing at mass. But knowing when to sing can be difficult because the adults are sometimes shy about singing. A simple solution is to sing perpetually. The grown ups will join in if the timing is right. 9) Likewise, because adults are very distractable, the best way to make them long to focus on the liturgy is to squirm and grab the noses of any human within range and then go stiff and and alternatively drape sideways and boneless. Constant motion will make them long to give the homily their full attention. 8) Now we small ones cannot always fast through the mass. But our eating does remind everyone else, that as adults, they are supposed to sublimate their appetites.
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