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The Parable of the Lost Sheep, Ala Melvin

Funny 'cause it's true:

Now Jesus did, on many occasions, eat with tax collectors, prostitutes, and other unsavory characters. So the Pharisees and scribes muttered to themselves, "Isn't it truly said, 'A leopard is known by his stripes, and a man by his actions'?"* And Jesus defended himself, saying, "Suppose one of you had a hundred sheep." And James said to him, "But we're fishermen! What would we do with sheep?" And Andrew said, likewise, "Can you imagine taking them out on the boat? They'd probably get tangled up in the nets!" "Yeah," said John. "And they'd probably get seasick! We'd be cleaning sheep spew out of the boats for weeks!"
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