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Last NIght at Schism Headquarters

I don't know how LarryD keeps getting invited to these SCHISM meetings but he sure has a complete account of what goes on. They better beef up their security at these things. Pretty funny stuff:

EXT. SWAMP – NIGHT

Moonlight streaks through moss-covered trees. In the middle of a clearing stands a black-domed structure – the secret hideout for the nefarious super-villain group SCHISM [Society of Catholycs Hellbent on Instituting Secular Modernism].

INT. SECRET HIDEOUT

People seated around a large round table in a dimly lit room. One person is standing, a scowl on his face. It’s KING KÜNG (aka Hans Küng), leader of SCHISM. With him are REESE’S PIECES (Fr Tom Reese); RAINBOWKID (GLBTQ androgynous-looking character); LIVE CURRANT (Fr Charles Curran); COSMIC GIRL (Sr Joan Chittister); and the SOUR PATCH KID (YouthGen group at Call-to-Action).

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1 comments:

LarryD said...

Thanks for the link, Matthew. Next time there's a meeting, I'll try to sneak you in too.


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