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Cheerio to Cheerios at Mass

Great and funny stuff from Father V. at Adam's Ale:

A new ground breaking study shows that Cheerios at Mass has a link to attention deficit syndrome in adults. Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth of the Perfidia Institute of the Pseudosciences spoke recently at the annual convention of Church Ladies Engaging All to Neatness (or CLEAN for short.) “Zer ees no doubt about it,” he spoke emphatically, “Zer ist a direct link between feeding Cheerios to kids at Mass and the need for comfort food among adults at za Mass later in life.”
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Micah said...

Sadly, I've heard of worse with adults needing comfort food at Mass. A professor at Steubenville will tell you about a church she encountered where the pastor had a box of Cheez-Its on the altar to give non-Catholics who felt left out at Communion. Sigh.

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