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Go Forth and Shoplift

I guess God didn't mean those Ten Commandments literally. My Pet Jawa has this weird story:

(York, England) Some people are outraged. Father Tim Jones of the St. Lawrence Church yesterday told his congregation to shoplift during a Nativity sermon.

Delivering his festive lesson, Father Jones told the congregation: 'My advice, as a Christian priest, is to shoplift. I do not offer such advice because I think that stealing is a good thing, or because I think it is harmless, for it is neither.

'I would ask that they do not steal from small family businesses, but from large national businesses, knowing that the costs are ultimately passed on to the rest of us in the form of higher prices.
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Anonymous said...

In fairness to Father's relativistic morality, shoplifting would be a lesser sin than robbery or prostitution; wouldn't it? I suppose being a "pro-Life" Democrat is now demonstrably akin to prostitution.

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