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Finally! The Dr. Seuss Bible

This would be hilarious if it weren't actually true:

Imagine you're sitting in Church, and the lector approaches the ambo for the 1st Reading. He clears his throat.

"A reading from the book of Genesis....
In the beginning, God created.
The rules were established. The physics translated.
In the nothing God shouted, "Let there be light."
He created the first day, and thus made the night.
Then the waters, the sky, and the land from the seas
upon which He placed all the seed-bearing trees.
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LarryD said...

Thanks for the link, Matthew. I`m glad you enjoyed reading my Shem, Japheth & Ham story as much as I enjoyed writing it!

TragicallyUnhipAndP'dOffAtLiberalsMom said...

Larry D - the Shem I Am is hysterical! I was rolling!!!

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