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Jen F. Amid The Fecal Apocalypse

This is classic. Just great:

On what may seem like an unrelated topic but I assure you has an ominous connection to what I said above, yesterday I read this post by Megan at Sorta Crunchy about how her toddler pooped on the floor at the library. "Hah!" I chuckled. "What a terrible story. I'm sure glad I'm not in her shoes today!"

I was about to move on what I saw a comment from Sarah at This Heavenly Life in which she wrote:

I tried not to laugh, for fear of bringing down the wrath of the poop-fates upon myself. Oh dear.

Immediately I realized what I had done. It's like in that movie The Ring where after you see the video you know it's only a matter of time until freakishly terrible things start happening to you. I had laughed at another mother's poop-related misfortune. My time was nigh.
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