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One Apostaburger to Go!

Even when Erin Manning is being silly like with this part of her story, her silliness makes serious points that too few Catholics are making effectively. Key graph here:

Hi, welcome to Heaven 'r Hell, home of the Apostaburger. Can I take your order?

Yes, I'd like a large fornication/birth control combo, heavy on the rationalizing, and with some hypocrisy on top.

Would you like a side of lies with that?

Sure, and I'd like a tall iced avarice to drink.

Okay. Oh, and with the combo we offer a special "pro-death penalty" shake for only...

What? I'm a practicing Catholic! Don't insult me like that!

Sorry, sir! Your total comes to...well, one immortal soul, same as always.
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