Creative Minority Reader: Rocks in My Dryer: Lost Recap

I'm a huge Lost fan. But sometimes I have to wonder if the name indicates how the viewers feel most of the time:

I had to take an Advil before I could write this post. My jaw actually hurts from the number of times it dropped open over the last two hours. Let's jump right in and list a few of the jarring moments, shall we?

1. We finally see Jacob, and he's...well, we're not sure exactly who (or when, or what) he is. But he's verrrry interesting.