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Father Longenecker cracks us up with his "Alternative Liturgy for the Visit of a Presidential Person"

Alternative Liturgy for the Visit of a Presidential Person

The liturgy for the welcoming of President Obama to Notre Dame has just been leaked:

Remember: SAY THE BLACK. DO THE RED.

The people shall gather in a suitable meeting place where a stage shall be erected. On the stage shall be placed potted palms. Of considerable size. There shall be a podium. At the back of the stage shall be Corinthian columns. They may be made of fiberglass or another lightweight material.

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1 comments:

Mack Hall said...

Brilliant!

-- Mack the evil, wicked, godless, satanic, lecherous, homosexuality-promoting, America-bashing public-school teacher and baby-killing Viet-Nam veteran


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