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Pope Pelosi?

Every person is their own Pope! Fr. Dwight Longenecker is hilarious:

The latest press release from the Vatican pictures the meeting of Pope Pelosi with the aging German theologian Joseph Ratzinger.

Pope Pelosi said of their meeting, "He is a very sweet man, who has done a lot to stop global warming. This is why he always wears white clothes--to show solidarity with the polar bears who, as my friend, Archbishop Al Gore says, are all dying because the snow is melting. He has also been a very good person because he helps the poor and I believe he also plays the piano...I think he may also have written some books. But I have not read them. Anyway, we had a nice time together and I told him how much I liked visiting Bavaria once and eating Black Forest Cake."
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